Anti-Gay Pastor: Starbucks Flavors Its Coffee with 'Semen from Sodomites'

Sometimes we all need a reminder that the nuttiest anti-gay fanatics in America aren’t all from Texas and the rest of the South. The video clip above features New York City pastor James David Manning insisting that Starbucks has a special ingredient in its coffee: semen from gay men. Manning apparently read a satirical news report and ran with it. From the video clip:

“Starbucks is a place where these types frequent and a lot of body fluids are exchanged there.

The thing that I was not aware of is that … what Starbucks was doing, is they were taking specimens of male semen, and they were putting it in the blends of their lattes.

It’s the absolute truth. They’re using male semen, and putting it into the blends of coffees that they sell.

My suspicion is that they’re getting their semen from sodomites. Semen flavors up the coffee, and makes you thinks you’re having a good time.”

(H/T Pink News)

9 thoughts on “Anti-Gay Pastor: Starbucks Flavors Its Coffee with 'Semen from Sodomites'

  1. Starbucks is putting “male semen” in its lattes? I could swear my last latte tasted like female semen.
    I do agree with the pastor’s last sentence: Yes, semen often does make one think he’s having a good time. I’ll drink to that.

  2. Well, I hope it’s able-bodied semen. 😉

    But then, I’ve long favored Peet’s to Starbucks — hey, that’s Peet’s, not Pete’s! 😉

  3. So if my coffee is brown(ish), it’s likely from the semen of sodomites but if it’s white(ish) it’s from the semen of just regular fornicators?

  4. Sounds like a law suit to me. Hope Starbucks follows through. The best way to confront these jerks is through their pocket books.

  5. That guy is dangerous and I hope that Starbuck’s sues him for every cent they can get. The way that moron kept saying “male semen” made me wonder if he thougt that women have semen too.
    The Christian religions are the largest group in the United States and they think that THEY are being targeted by…who?
    The people who are saying that a lie is the truth don’t know what the truth IS!
    As I previously said, that guy is dangerous and needs to be taken in for a mental health examination.